May 2013
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Help, I need to find that post on tumblr language/linguistics/pidgin. It was NOT one of those tumblr slang translation posts. It started with someone pointing out how we all know when to pause despite the lack of punctuation, and then someone ended up defining pidgin and explaining how we’d actually developed a pidgin English on tumblr.
May 25th
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May 24th
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The 100 Most Beautiful Words in English Ailurophile A cat-lover. Assemblage A gathering. Becoming Attractive. Beleaguer To exhaust with attacks. Brood To think alone. Bucolic In a lovely rural setting. Bungalow A small, cozy cottage. Chatoyant Like a cat’s eye. Comely Attractive. Conflate To blend together. Cynosure A focal point of admiration. Dalliance A brief love affair. Demesne Dominion,...
May 23rd
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Unconscious Plots: novelistspaceranger:... →
novelistspaceranger: novelistspaceranger: Unconscious Plots: You are now a timelord novelistspaceranger: sweetiesong: thecumberlord: mrsmorgendorffer: the-lost-doctor: the amount of followers you have is how old you are the person you reblog this from is your companion … Yes, that would be a very good TARDIS. I’m not even sure what my last photoset is. Plus, since I’m the...
May 23rd
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novelistspaceranger: Unconscious Plots: You are now a timelord novelistspaceranger: sweetiesong: thecumberlord: mrsmorgendorffer: the-lost-doctor: the amount of followers you have is how old you are the person you reblog this from is your companion your icon is what your current regeneration looks like your job (or one of… Time-Lords travel with other Time-Lords. So, I...
May 23rd
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You are now a timelord
novelistspaceranger: sweetiesong: thecumberlord: mrsmorgendorffer: the-lost-doctor: the amount of followers you have is how old you are the person you reblog this from is your companion your icon is what your current regeneration looks like your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name my nAME WOULD BE GENERAL CONTRACTOR THAT IS THE WORST NAME EVER. I AM THE MOON...
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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313km asked: Hi there! I'm actually an pretty solid ENFP =) (or ambivert xnfp...I'm still trying to figure out myself lol.) I suppose that post did sound a little INTJ-ish of me, but if you take a quick scroll through my blog, it may look a little more obvious that I'm not ahaha. =P I'd like to think my functions are balancing out, though. And I admire INTJs. I think they're super...
May 23rd
Looking through my earliest likes and wondering what was wrong with my photography taste. I was turning into a hipster… when I didn’t even know what a hipster was. (Tumblr taught me that a few months in.)
May 23rd
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magicallylincoln: Have you ever looked at the sun and thought Wow, that’s the same sun that Julius Caesar’s army fought under, the same one under which the great pyramids and the Great Wall of China were built, the same sun that witnessed the destruction of empires, the birth of new nations, the same sun under which our founding fathers fought for our independence, the one who’s name has...
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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novelistspaceranger: 313km: everyone should write their mbti on a nametag and stick it on their forehead and walk around the world would be much more fun and efficient I approve. I thought about this. Actually, I thought about girls always braiding a little strand of their hair close to their face and intertwining different colored string to represent each component of their MBTI. My...
May 22nd
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Terrorist-fighting gerbils
MI5, the United Kingdom’s counter-intelligence and security agency, considered using a team of trained gerbils to detect terrorists flying into Britain during the 1970s. According to Sir Stephen Lander, the organization’s former director, the Israelis had put the idea into practice, placing gerbil cages at security checks at the Tel Aviv airport. A fan wafted the scent of suspects into the...
May 22nd
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Allosaurus Ate Like a Terrifying Two-Ton Falcon →
Tyrannosaurus rex was a thrasher, prone to vigorously shaking its powerful, prey-packed jaws from side-to-side like a crocodile. But new simulations reveal Allosaurus was equipped to dismember its prey with a little more decorum, stripping flesh from bone not with the head-swinging motion of a croc, but the meticulous tug-tug-tug of a falcon. allosaurus dinner time! *pulls out knife and fork*
May 22nd
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Tumblr Identity Crisis Fixed
IMO loosely-themed blogs are the most interesting and valuable, which is why I was unhappy to realize how Unconscious Plots had degenerated. After thinking a bit, I’ve decided on a blog themed to please science fiction aficionados and writers. inspiring geography, biology, and science in general inspiring history inspiring technology developments science fiction book, movie, and TV...
May 20th
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May 18th
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mianaya: grubbsgrady: therealhamster: 2004 was 17 years ago 2004 was only 9 years ago  math misunderstood time travellers
May 14th
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Never turn into a marmot
Sister: *enters my room*
Sister: Never turn into a marmot.
Me: What's a marmot?
Sister: A type of rodent. Just never turn into one, that's all.
Sister: *leaves my room*
May 14th
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Me: What do I title an email that's talking about absolutely everything that's happened while I've moved across the nation?
Me: 42.
May 11th
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Me: Oh, the woman in this ad looks real instead of all fake. She's quite pretty, too.
Ad: **photoshops her face to show what will happen when you use their magic beauty cream**
Me: ...
May 1st
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“As a joke, Arthur Conan Doyle once sent five letters to five friends that read,...”
– QI (E Series - Espionage)
May 1st
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April 2013
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thewriterkid: I like how there are so many people who think that Loki is really an alright guy and he’s misunderstood and it’s not his fault. Just goes to show that he truly is a great villain, because not only did he manage to manipulate his fellow characters into believing that he meant well and get them to do exactly what he wanted long enough to nearly destroy a planet and usurp a kingdom ...
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